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Five True Facts About Asexuals

kharmitch:

1.) The asexual can exit this plane of reality by staying very, very still.

2.) The asexual can hear emotions such as fear.

3.) The standard asexual has 12 ghost tentacles sprouting from its back. Super Asexuals have 13, and Mega Asexuals can grow as many as 20.

4.) To summon an asexual, sing ‘Dancing Queen’ in Yiddish while slowly walking backwards in a circle. Multiple attempts may be needed.

5.) Normal asexuals are fond of deserts. The dry environment enriches the sarcasm deposits located in their lower abdomen. Asexuals that are able to maintain their deposits while living in wetter areas are very powerful and are to be feared.

This has been Five True Facts About Asexuals.

(Source: chicksis)

gavinfreeappreciation:

humanitiesbadhabitrabbits:

mlchaeijones:

marvelgirl12:

sirpepperston:

marvelgirl12:

geeklove97:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

geeklove97:

THEY’RE SO FUCKING SYNCHRONIZED THOUGH.
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is that suposed to be sam and dean???

I love Supernatural as much as the next person, but this is a Rooster Teeth post. It’s actually these two majestic motherfuckers.


Nope I think it’s Sam and dean, defeating another death

No, it’s X-RAY AND VAV!

Sam and dean being like them selfs

What the fuck.

Dear SPN fandom, not every post is about you-The Roosterteeth and AH fandom

Jack has something to say to you, SPN

gavinfreeappreciation:

humanitiesbadhabitrabbits:

mlchaeijones:

marvelgirl12:

sirpepperston:

marvelgirl12:

geeklove97:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

geeklove97:

THEY’RE SO FUCKING SYNCHRONIZED THOUGH.

(X)

is that suposed to be sam and dean???

I love Supernatural as much as the next person, but this is a Rooster Teeth post. It’s actually these two majestic motherfuckers.

image

Nope I think it’s Sam and dean, defeating another death

No, it’s X-RAY AND VAV!

Sam and dean being like them selfs

What the fuck.

Dear SPN fandom, not every post is about you-The Roosterteeth and AH fandom

Jack has something to say to you, SPN

scary af HAGAGAGAHAGA

omg are you okay, Lindsey? xD

duessa hahahaha

Sheeee waaaas an interesting one >.>

teatralka:

Andrew Garfield on the set of “The Amazing Spider-Man”

(Source: joelbyeman)

Underrated/Underappreciated showsHarper’s Island (2009)

Why you should watch it:

↪ Harper’s Island is an addictive 13-episode mini-series unlike any show you have ever experienced. A group of family and friends have gathered to celebrate a wedding, and soon find out that there is a killer among them. At least one character is killed off each episode, narrowing down the possible suspects and leaving the remaining wedding guests in a fight for survival. It is a very well-done murder mystery and it will keep you guessing until the very end.

Watch it on Netflix

jet-shark-dragon:

what if locus takes off his helmet and reveals that he is actually a swarm of locus inside of a suit. 

*locust

Locusts are the bugs.  Locus is a point of focus.

lamarghe73:

King Cheetah.

The king cheetah is a rare mutation of the cheetah characterized by a distinct fur pattern. The cause of this alternative coat pattern was found to be a mutation in the gene for transmembrane aminopeptidase Q, the same gene responsible for the striped ‘mackerel’  versus blotchy ‘classic’ patterning seen in tabby cats. The mutation is recessive and must be inherited from both parents for this pattern to appear, which is one reason why it is so rare.